WHAT I IMAGINE MY BOSS DOES ON THE WEEKEND


WHEN A RESTAURANT MESSES UP MY BOSS’ LUNCH ORDER


nprfreshair:

Today we’re doing a Simpsons-themed show. We’ve got interviews with the actors who voice Bart and Marge Simpson, Moe/Apu, the head writers/producers and creator Matt Groening. 
Starting Thursday morning FXX is doing a 12-day marathon of all 552 episodes. So do a dance, Lisa style. 

nprfreshair:

Today we’re doing a Simpsons-themed show. We’ve got interviews with the actors who voice Bart and Marge Simpson, Moe/Apu, the head writers/producers and creator Matt Groening

Starting Thursday morning FXX is doing a 12-day marathon of all 552 episodes. So do a dance, Lisa style. 

(via npr)


AFTER BEING AT THE GYM FOR TWO MINUTES


WHEN I MAKE IT THROUGH AN ENTIRE DAY WITHOUT SCREWING UP


WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH ME





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